Tuesday, November 13, 2007

You Thought You Knew Me

Inspired by Audrey's recent confessions (who knew she was such a horrible driver?), here are some things you may not know about me.

1) The worst car accident I have ever been responsible for (there are only a few incidents, mind you) did not involve another car, but rather a really grouchy parking garage pillar. It turns out that they are rather sturdy, and can sneak up on you when you aren't looking. Make sure you check your blind spots!

2) I have a bifid uvula. It's not as gross as it sounds. In fact, I believe it gives me special powers. Alissa just thinks I'm a freak. I don't think she can talk, because HER uvula looks like a turtle tail.

3) When I was in high school, I played Magic: The Gathering. I still do. You do the math. Believe it or not, there ARE normal people who play the game. At least I don't play WoW... I had better stop there unless I want ugly retorts on my blog comments.

4) I'm a Superstar. Deep inside, I know I could win American Idol or Last Comic Standing. I'm like a diamond in the rough, and Miles can be my Abu. Now I just need to find a coach.

This has taken way too long to write. Also, I didn't want to say too much, for fear of causing too much disgust from my loyal readership. I encourage you to post something most people don't know about you in the comments section!


Brian said...

I played Magic with you in High School and I'm super normal. Oh and I still play whenever I get together with my nephews, Al, Aaron and Cody. I don't play WoW because it's for nerds and I'm a geek.

I've never caused an accident and I avoid them on a regular basis. Ask Heidi, I am unfortunately an idiot magnet on the road.

I have a congenitally small esophagus. Which means I have a narrowing in my throat, so if you could see it, it would look similar to an hourglass. As a result I cannot swallow pills without the aid of copious amounts of liquid refreshment to aid me in the process. Also, I have to chew my steak really well, like momma always said to.

Alissa said...

i hate mtg and am tempted every day to burn all the cards.

Brian said...

If you do anything to them you should sell them and then buy yourself something nice. Burning them is just a waste.

Mr Jo Bloggity said...

It's all about NWN for me now

dastew said...

Besides my PS2 I'm pretty gamless right now. Now let me say I read that Wiki article about your Uvula (I thought only girls had those). And all I have to say is PEOPLE PIERCE THEM?????? Damn people are twisted.