Friday, June 29, 2007

The Birthplace of America

Yes, that would be Pennsylvania for all of you educated folk. Although, I suppose you could also say the UK is.....

Anyways, it's time for another glorious vacation. My Loyal Readers will remember that my last adventures included Sarasota and Iowa. This time, we will be braving the 4th of July (hooray America!) traffic as we burn valuable petroleum rolling 2 worn rubber tires and 2 new rubber tires up the East coast to the relaxing hills of the Pennsylvania countryside. And I DO mean countryside. It takes 20 minutes to get anywhere. Those aren't highway miles, either. Luckily, the miracle of Scotch Tape combined with Alissa's MacGuyver-like skillz have saved our souls. It is through these fortunate series of events that we will be able to play mundane images and auditory pollution over a portable DVD player that has seen better years. How else can you take a road trip with 3 children 5yrs and under? I mean, besides drugging them. Hey....now THAT's an idea!

4 comments:

Mr Jo Bloggity said...

If it weren't for our portable DVD player, we'd never leave the house.

Well, never for trips longer than 116 minutes anyway.



*116 minutes is the running time for Pixar's Cars.

dastew said...

You mean you went to PA and didn't even let us know!!!! I'm pissed.

dastew said...

Oh well...having reread your blog I see you haven't been there yet...well I'm still pissed just not as much.

Alissa said...

dear stew-

i told yer wife.